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DBZ is Gay ! - Mutoniatus

"well"

date: August 2, 2008

DBZ isn't the best anime (that would be FullMetal Alchemist) but it is still prety good. Never-the-less this was a complete waste of file space and degrades Newgrounds.... oh well, I supose that this site is made for 9 year old who love to watch d*cks in flicks.

August 4, 2008

Author's Response:

Fullmetal Alchemist (or FAMMY, as retarded fans call it) begins with two supple young boys playfully trying to ressurect their dead mother in a profane necromantic ritual considered the very height of blasphemy. This leads to some rather obvious consequences: the older brother loses an arm, a leg, and quite possibly a penis, and the younger brother turns into a giant robot. Since pedophiliac gay robot incest porn is popular among the Japanese and 16 year old girls, this development was far more of a punishment than the brothers realized.

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Score: 7
Wilford and Jesus set

"meh, a little offensive"

date: April 19, 2008

but not too much, and besides your awesome still, so yay.

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Score: 10
Pop a Cap!

"....."

submission: Pop a Cap!
date: April 19, 2008

will you be my wife?

April 19, 2008

Author's Response:

No, sir, for I am a man. Men make terrible wives. Especially men that test reflexes in the back of the legs.

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Score: 10
Dog Daze of Boredom

"i honestly think..."

date: April 18, 2008

everyone in the world is the same, this is just like with my dog... except she's that (a girl) and cannot lick the balls that are not there.

April 19, 2008

Author's Response:

Hey, she can still go 'downtown', just not on balls. And yes, we all are pretty similar when you bland the world in vagueness. Yay, we're all gray!

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Score: 10
Not-The-Final Fantasy XII

"nailed it man"

date: April 18, 2008

great parody, and mindless folly-hoo... 'kay, anyways i love your flashes, so awesome. also judging by the extras, we have the same lamp! touch lamp with a dragon? no.. oh, ok then... sad face

April 18, 2008

Author's Response:

It's possible, I'll say that much. Touch lamps are the shit. Anyway, yes, thanks for the comment!

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Score: 4
Dangerous April Fool's

"well not that great"

date: April 9, 2008

the pranks themselves were ok, and the last one was a big gross even for me. but i think the biggest dispointment was the fact that you used one of my favorite songs, and didn't ake a music video for it, which i think would have been much better than this. thou i get why you chose the song, would've been better with wacky music.

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Score: 8
party time?

"..."

submission: party time?
date: April 9, 2008

really well drawn, very pretty. nice beat, and totally random, even though i hate the locks, clocks, and the ocasional walrus; i liked this.

also you said something about a sheezy in another review... what is it? (com or net)

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Score: 10
NiN10Doh!

"K-Nitro is on crack"

submission: NiN10Doh!
date: April 9, 2008

this movie was amazing! really good art (and animation) and some really funny jokes. honestly, I hate those people who are the only ones who don't like a good flash.

also he said that none of the jokes can relate to anyone... umm, you must not be a Nintendo fan, or have ever seen or heard of anything Nintendo, because this is obviously for the fans.

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Score: 7
Walk in the Woods

"meh"

submission: Walk in the Woods
date: April 5, 2008

it was okay, a little immature, but i loved the rhino thing. hehe, the rabbit sounded like Kenny.

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Score: 9
Orange Rhymes

"oh i get it"

submission: Orange Rhymes
date: April 5, 2008

orange rhymes with door henge.

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